Kids.  I am here to talk about a very serious issue.  The issue of #notdentist . We need to talk. As you know, I've recentl...

A few weeks ago, I made the first move. And it was glorious. A perfect "wait, you too?!" moment. What ensued was two weeks wor...

Happy Friday, friends! I'm sure everyone's Monday (Tuesday?) weekend update posts will be nice and long to accommodate for the THREE...

Here are some tips and tricks to get you through your latest mouth surgery.  1. Embrace this time to avoid coworker interaction, because ...

How do I like my bars? Dirty. I love a good dive bar. The more sections of wall that consist of tacky wood paneling, the better. The more cr...

I think I might have found my calling guys. My "blog niche" so they say. Letters via GIFS. Eh?  Anyways. It's graduation sea...

This one's for me. I'm not writing it for sympathy.  I'm not writing it for any other reason than the fact that this blog is pri...

Things that normal give people a rush of endorphins but for some reason just make me angry: Working out and Fridays. That's right. I sai...

40 year old men love me. And strangers. Strangers love me. Examples: 40 year old single dad who followed me around in the grocery store...

I like adventures. Do I like big adventures? Yes. Am I a broke postgrad? Yes. That means that even when I can't have big adventures, I t...

I didn't hear the tornado sirens, but I did see the pack of five moms running in unison and that's kind of the same thing, right? Th...

It's no secret here that I like to endlessly mock my ex-boyfriends. But, I'm also good at poking fun at myself. It's important t...