[the girl, autumn]/: Grad student, aspiring nonprofit professional. Texas born, Michigan raised in the land where Eminem is a sign of hope, Detroit endurance and snow our enduring tolerance for cold. Likes analyzing marketing campaigns and drinking flat pop. Believes adventure can be found anywhere, but especially in the little things.

[the blog, un-real]/: characterized by a life in the two extremes of awkward and awesome. life's ups and downs with a bit of sass to spice it up.

[favorite topics]/: I like to blog about: how to stop dating assholes, use appropriate office lingo, say no to strangers and other awkward, unreal things.
The Unreal Life


  1. Hey girl! I just wanted to say thank you for the sweet comment you left on my blog yesterday!! It wouldn't let me reply directly to you but now I am following your blog and leave as many messages as my heart desires!! xoxo

  2. Hey lady!
    I just found your blog from the lovely Helene, and I can already tell I LOVE it.
    I can totally relate to the love of old man bars, and I would die to be at that top betch brunch.
    I am super excited to read more and to get to know you and your blog!!

  3. I just found your blog today, and I'm so glad I did!! I am obsessed with dive bars, and Khloe is the only Kardashian I like, so I think I will like it here :)

    1. Thank you Liz!! Glad to have another Khloe fan in the house =)

  4. New follower (and new blogger), looking forward to reading more dating stories! Hopefully less assholes tho! Haha


  5. I need to learn how to use office lingo, this is just UNREAL ;) haha (awkward laugh & giggle) in love now. Can't wait to read along.

    xo. Kailagh

  6. Love the blog! Think you should join Clever Girls Collective. We actually have a campaign right now I think you'd be perfect. Email me at robin@clevergirlscollective.com.

  7. I see the Arch up there!!! Are you a fellow STL blogger?! Please say yes!!! :) lol

  8. Hi! I am a new reader of your blog and I love it. Your posts have me laughing out loud. And I adore your theme and the tribal print, good choice! Have a great day :)

  9. Hayy, really love the blog design and your posts are hilarious, Ill be sticking around for more laugh out loud posts! x

  10. So nice to "meet" you!
    I just found your blog!
    I am now following via GFC & bloglovin!!
    Looking forward to keeping up!


  11. I love this so much and I know we're going to be blog friends. I just know it. Also I wish I was brave enough to blog about my dating life -- too afraid one of them will see it! Eep.

  12. So glad I stumbled across your blog on bloglovin'. It seems like a story of my group of girl friends just published on the internet. Your posts are super funny and keep my interested in reading more!


  13. And why are assholes so sexy? They got that certain "asshole swagger".

  14. Hi! I just came across your blog through Hallie, I was sponsoring her blog as well. I look forward to following along and getting to know you!


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