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December 5, 2013

It's been busy. To say the least. The very least. It's the last week of the semester, and finals are looming just around the corner. All I want is a dark room, a Hallmark Christmas movie and some hot cocoa. But of course, life goes on outside of school as well. And in one of those pesky "I don't have time for this!" moments that dominate the end of the semester, I was attempting to regain some semblance of order in life by tidying up. Good intentions, but....no trash bags. 

Which got me thinking. What I wouldn't give for a delivery service of trash bags. Because nothing is peskier than those certain items that you only need ONE of, and yet never seem to remember when you are actually at the store. And then when you DO need them, you're more likely to say "eh, eff that!" because there's just something about having to drive all the way to the corner for that ONE item that just really rocks your boat and says NO, NO MORE. How badly do my contacts need to be clean? NOT BAD ENOUGH. How badly do I really need to throw this crust of bread away? LIVE ANOTHER DAY, BREAD CRUST. 

Anyways, here's my list of those pesky items I refuse to drive to the store for when I need them, but would happily pay for someone to deliver: 

donuts
trash bags
cookie dough
tampons
contact solution
shampoo
body wash

I hear there's a simple delivery solution: a personal Dorota. Or a husband. I'll hold out for Dorota. (But not for a grocery list. Dream a little bigger darlings, get your Dorota today!)

Do you have pesky items you never seem to remember to stock up on?
What would you pay to have delivered to your house?

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8 comments:

  1. Food. I hate grocery shopping and picking out what to cook.

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  2. Toilet paper. But I'll drive for that!

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  3. Back when we were at Iowa, my friends started 'Whateva We Can Deliva' And for $5 plus the cost of whatever it is you were ordering, they'd deliver it to you. Which was kick ass when I was drunk at 2 am and needed taco bell.

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  4. Tampons! Yes times a BAZILLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And TP.

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  5. We get a lot of things on Amazon (Subscribe and save), so we never have to worry about buying them (TP, paper towels, maple syrup).

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  6. Totally agree on the tampon thing, today! Sigh.... I really don't want to go to the store. The annoying thing is, I ordered from Amazon fresh two days ago and totally forgot to get some of those...

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  7. Definitely shampoo and body wash!

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  8. if i had this type of list it would read:
    EVERYTHING.

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