Things White Girls Love
1. Season changes.
2. Boys in tight pants.
Football pants. Country musicians.
3. "Reconnecting" with an old friend.
4. Anything with the word "multi" in it.
Multipack, multidevice chargers.
5. Time saving devices.
6. Time wasting devices.
Instagram.
7. Odd-numbered lists.
Stick it to the man!
8. Even-numbered lists.
Symmetry.
9. Witty lists.
10. "Token" friends.
Anyone who isn't as Protestant Caucasian as you are.
11. Veterans.
Old, cute ones. Young, hot ones.
12. Carrie Underwood.
13. Having "your" barista.
You know, that one that upgrades you for free...
14. Excuses to have themed parties.
First day of football season? Party.
First day of NFL Primetime? Party.
First day of Sunday Night Football? Party.
First day of Monday Night Football? Party.
15. Repurposing things.
Bread bag tie? Guess again. This shit's gonna label my computer cord.
Cake display tier? Not on my watch. These days, the only frosting in my life is jewelry.
Alright kids, what am I forgetting?!?!
What other things would you add to the list?
Hahah, I'm not sure if I "love" any of these things.
ReplyDeleteCalling your BS. I know you love veterans =)
DeleteWine. White girls love wine.
ReplyDeleteagree with Melissa above. White girls do love some wine! They also love the beach. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd Mac and Cheese. White girls love some Mac and Cheese!
Delete^^^ cosign with Melissa. I loooooove wine.
ReplyDeleteAlso: hummus. Girls freakin love hummus.
iphones, Ugg boots, fancy office supplies and online dating :)
ReplyDeleteBallet flats, sangria and froyo :)
ReplyDeleteso funny and these are all so true! i love the "time saving" and "time wasting" ones :)
ReplyDeletehahaha #14 is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteWINE
ombre hair
shots omgahh shots!
tanning salons
puppies
hahaha YES keurig. THEMED PARTIES. like, i can't get enough.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Another time waster: Pinterest. Otherwise we wouldn't know how to re-purpose things!
ReplyDeleteLove this list; I'm 100% guilty of these! I'd add overpriced nail polish (OPI, Essie, Butter London) and quoting Mean Girls
ReplyDeleteSushi. Wait, that may just be my obsession talking again. Oh, and Ian Somerhalder. Yum.
ReplyDeleteHaha, love it! Add pinterest to the time wasting list. ;)
ReplyDeletexox
giedre
OMG it's almost FALLLLL!!! (file under #1)
ReplyDeleteTaking selfies.
ReplyDeleteWhite girls LOVE taking selfies. Lol
I love this list!! So so so much!!! At first I was like no odd number lists irritate me, then I realized 15 is odd... and 5... and I like those numbers for lists.
ReplyDeleteI can not wait to pull out my boots!
ReplyDeletexx
Kelly
Sparkles and Shoes
oh my gosh love this! we also love scarves and yoga and organic food. at least i do and i about as white girl as they come
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA. So true.
ReplyDelete~Ashley @ A Cute Angle
http://acutelifestyle.blogspot.com
Taco Tuesday. Pumpkin flavored anything (barf).
ReplyDeletenailed it! lol
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