People who sit on checks and don't immediately cash them. You have money in your hand!!! Why not get those dollas?!?!? Also, I dislike the fact that they give me a false sense of security in my bank account. I don't actually have that amount, you're just SITTING ON IT. Also, if you are going to send me passive-aggressive emails about how you 'don't have that check yet', but when I write it you proceed to sit on it for OVER A WEEK...I DOUBLE JUDGE YOU. Why were you so eager to get it, if you're not going to CASH IT????????
People who wear unnecessarily tight button-up cardigans with hoods (what) and cowboy boots. I'm sorry, but if you want to strut around and feel manly and Southern with your cowboy boots...then don't wear a cardigan a 12-year-old girl would.
People who are overly nice to everyone. All the time. No matter how much they actually hate them.
People who use sugary-sweet nicknames in a work environment.
She's referring to me. I flipped out.
Bloggers who write a whole post declaring they "don't care about the drama." If you take the time to write a whole post declaring how much you don't care, you care. And that's fine. We don't care if you care. We care if you pretend to not care. Be real.
BUT
There was a silver-lining on this dim morning. A GROUPON for BASEBALL. I've never been to a baseball game, but since it's STL's city-wide obsession I have to go. A few of my girlfriends and I are going on Monday night. You know what makes baseball games so perfect (in my mind)?
Hot dogs.
Single dads.
I'm dreaming of a plethora of single dads, just looking for an attractive, child-loving woman who doesn't shy away from a hot dog. That's right, single dads, I'm here for you. And if you're not there for me...well, there's always the baseball players to fall back on.
HAPPY FRIDAY.
Enjoy the game! I'm not a huge fan of baseball, but I had to embrace the Cards craziness and go a few times. It was always a blast!
ReplyDeleteim sure you'll be able to find yourself a nice 40 year old :) have fun honey sweet cakes!
ReplyDeleteahahahaha I love everything about this comment. MAYBE there will be a 40 year old with his SINGLE DAD SON. There's got to be SOMETHING good that comes from this unique skill of mine to attract them, yes?
DeleteHaha get yourself a baseball player!! I definitely agree about being overly nice to people. If I hate you, you know it.
ReplyDeleteThe groupon in Texas was for baseball too, and the icing on the cake is that game is $1 hot dog night! And on another note I need a picture of the cardigan with the hood.....
ReplyDeleteHope you enjoyed your picture girl ;)
DeleteOh I hate when people don't cash my checks right away! I always run straight to the bank with mine =)
ReplyDeleteI don't like having to think okay my account says I have this much but REALLY I only have this much... Go cash my check!