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Airport Dropoffs With Your Parents:
Questioning the sanctity of marriage since 5 a.m.
I love my parents. I do. But I fear there is no one I will ever love enough to not want to punch in the face at 5 a.m. when they try to speak to me. I don't do early mornings well. You know who else doesn't do early mornings well? Over-anxious fliers. The strong, conservative values of my parents really came out in full force this morning as they decided the best way to calm those nerves was to release them through rapid fire venting about the TSA security measures. Because safety is only secondary to their radiation concern.
Other thoughts at 5 a.m.?
Nope. That's it. Over and out.
Oh wait, I lied. In honor of Halloween, check out this super cool article about different Day of the Dead traditions. One culture rewraps the bones of the deceased every year as a way to honor and care for them.
Happy Halloween #throwbackthursday.
What are your Halloween plans?
Do you have anything that makes you say "I can't wait to be married,
but I won't be able to handle ______"?
[Insert 5 am conversations as my response]
A very happy Halloween to you! My plans are to make flourless peanut butter cookies with snickers on top. Cause I'm being healthy and all that ish..
ReplyDelete^^^ healthy on halloween?! !i have never heard of such a thing!
ReplyDeleteNo Halloween plans for me. I attended one Halloween party last Saturday sans costume and I will be attending another one this Saturday sans costume again. I'm not big on Halloween...
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