Because obviously the best place to start a first date is on an empty stomach and a glass of wine. #winningfirstimpressionsLet's start with this. I was not prepared. As in, so unprepared that even the cook at work asked me how long it had been since I showered. So when super hott classmate (who was less hott when he denied me access to Bow Wow, that asshole) asked me out for drinks, I was slightly flabbergasted. I mean...you denied me Bow Wow. I haven't showered in three days. The cook could use the grease in my hair instead of cooking oil. But then, a train blocked my car (this is becoming much too frequent in my life) and there was literally nothing to do. So...we went for a drink.
— Autumn Lee (@thejanklife) October 10, 2013
When in Wine
October 9, 2013
Labels: dating disasters