Top 10 Posts of 2013

What a year! Thank you all, so much, for being part of The Unreal Life! I hope you'll stick around and continue to sass and school me through your comments. Happy New Year to each and every one of you!!
The 5 Assholes You'll Date in College: Part 2 Not sure why most of you just skipped to the end without reading the beginning but...the votes are in and you all liked Part 2 the best. I do too.
The 5 Assholes You'll Date in College: Part 1 The post that started it all. Literally. The first post I ever published.
Dating Disasters: Cuddling This was literally the biggest dating disaster. It still takes the cake.  No, stranger--you cannot fondle me in the arm.
9 Stages of a Skype Date Most epic dancing lizard GIF ever, no wonder it was popular.
Bow Wow, Bling Wow Wait...people actually read weekend update posts? 
#bloggerproblemz Because we picked a weird ass hobby, yo.
Dating Disasters Like an appetizer sampler of all my worst dating disaster stories.  Because nothing says romance like Bass Pro Shops.
Customer of the Week: Dating Advice On how my customers found my blog, and taught me to find love.
Dear Crazy Bitch Angst (and great gifs).
Thief is the Comparison of Joy...or something like that My personal pick for 2013. 
What were some of your favorite posts of 2013? What are you looking forward to in 2014?