Good Try

Good try, Missouri, for being almost classy till the end...

Good try, Taylor Swift, on trying to reach a new age demographic with your song "22" only to remind us you have the mental capacity of a 15 year old with the lyric line "you look like bad news i gotta have you oo ooo." Oh Tay Tay, stop being so predictable.

Good try, Facebook, on trying to influence Supreme Court decisions through your profile picture trends.

Good try, Wednesday, on trying to dampen my spirits. But I got a hot date and a cool drink waiting for me at the end of the week, and I'm feeling fine. 

Happy Wednesassyday, lovelies. What do you want to give a 'good try!' shout out to?