Unreal: Search Term Edition

May 2, 2013

Hello friends! I'm back. I'm linking up with Helene and Sarah today for their one-day-only keyword search link up. Because sometimes the way people find our blogs is ridiculous (but all that matter is you're here now mwahaha).

Here are my most frequently used search terms:

dating disasters comedy blog
(Happy to be here for you. My pain your gain. You can read it here.)

15 things gay guys shouldn't say at a bar
(Referring to this, I assume.)


60 yr. old lady suck by her niece
(What??? Again, I assume they're looking for this.)

tay-tay is cray cray
taytay you
taytayyoucray
+you are cray
(Wow. Glad to know my pervasive dislike of Taylor Swift is really getting out there. She was mentioned here and here.)

***P.S. THIS JUST IN: "LINKING UP WITH SINGLE MATURED DAD"
(You know I love 'em!!!)


Venus Trapped in Mars

7 comments:

  1. I am loving reading all these crazy search terms. Hilarious!!

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  2. i dieeee at the searches. die! too funny :)

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  3. I'm not even kidding, I vomed a bit when I read 60 year old lady suck by her niece.

    Side note: I would really enjoy the sequel to things you shouldn't say in a gay bar..... PT 2 Things Gay guys shouldn't say in a straight bar. I'd enjoy that. Just a personal request...

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  4. hahaha! i love that you linked it to the blog posts it's probably (hopefully!) from! the last one about the 6- year old lady... ohh man.

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  5. Every search term- hahahhahaha!

    dating disasters comedy blog? Hahahaha! Glad to help the public out, I'm sure.

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  6. This is too funny!
    Stop by some time!
    Http://styledlikearockstar.blogspot.com
    I would love to follow you on twitter @ ToriGStyled

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  7. Ooh! I hate Taylor Swift too!

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