Happy 100th, Unreal Life!

Happy 100th Post, Unreal Life!
What follows is likely to be the worst celebration of 100 posts you've ever seen. Someone convinced me it would be a good idea to do a vlog. It's inspired by the last SATC episode I watched before I pressed record, in which the girls share their SSB--Secret Single Behavior.
You know, the things you only do when you're alone that you don't necessarily share with others. Until you decide to share them with your 200+ followers because you're stupid BRAVE! My SSB is speed reading instagram hashtags. That's weird. I know. But when you post a picture of your paleo diet followed by 30 hashtags, I see that as disgusting a challenge.  My sorority was also real big into speed reads to promote literacy (I don't know why. Nothing's more terrifying to a small child who can't read well then "Here, read this FAST and into a MICROPHONE.) sooooo if I say I speed read hashtags in support of literacy will that make me more cool? No? 
I'd like to point out two things that I hope you'll find endearing: 1) my awesome neck tan line is showing strong in here. Obviously I gotta stop reading at the pool. 2) My Michigan accent comes out strong--holla holla mitten pride! 
In other celebration points, I've posted The Unreal Life's first-ever sponsor options. Feel free to click around and see if anything catches your eye. Cheapest guest post you'll ever find. 
Alright. Let's do this. Or, you know....click away. I honestly would prefer that.