Happy 100th, Unreal Life!

June 24, 2013

Happy 100th Post, Unreal Life!

What follows is likely to be the worst celebration of 100 posts you've ever seen. Someone convinced me it would be a good idea to do a vlog. It's inspired by the last SATC episode I watched before I pressed record, in which the girls share their SSB--Secret Single Behavior.

You know, the things you only do when you're alone that you don't necessarily share with others. Until you decide to share them with your 200+ followers because you're stupid BRAVE! My SSB is speed reading instagram hashtags. That's weird. I know. But when you post a picture of your paleo diet followed by 30 hashtags, I see that as disgusting a challenge.  My sorority was also real big into speed reads to promote literacy (I don't know why. Nothing's more terrifying to a small child who can't read well then "Here, read this FAST and into a MICROPHONE.) sooooo if I say I speed read hashtags in support of literacy will that make me more cool? No? 

I'd like to point out two things that I hope you'll find endearing: 1) my awesome neck tan line is showing strong in here. Obviously I gotta stop reading at the pool. 2) My Michigan accent comes out strong--holla holla mitten pride! 

In other celebration points, I've posted The Unreal Life's first-ever sponsor options. Feel free to click around and see if anything catches your eye. Cheapest guest post you'll ever find. 

Alright. Let's do this. Or, you know....click away. I honestly would prefer that. 

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  1. I am freaking dying at this. HASHTAGHASHTAGHASHTAG. Sounds like you are saying hashug at this point hahaha

  2. I love you. Will you do this at my wedding if it gets dull?

  3. This is hilarious! Thank you for a Monday morning pick up!

  4. This is hysterical. I completely agree. ############

  5. hahaha! oh my god. i see wayyyy too much of this on my instagram.

  6. HAHA my sister is the WORST for this. You are hilarious!

  7. Holy Hashtag! Ugh those bug me to death.


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