Ain't no one want to give their credit card information to that person.
And let's just end on this. That awkward time I asked a Mormon to describe me as a bottle of wine...and they couldn't. Womp womp womp.
When I say unreal, this is what I mean. You know who has their shit together more than I do right now? My sponsors. Go check them out on my sidebar. Click those little buttons. You know you want to.