2. Be sure to share all your best traits, like your inability to take shots, your awesome skills of making ghetto friends in the bathroom and skipping down sidewalks.
3. Develop a special nickname and refer to them only by that nickname. Do not stop to question whether they like it.
4. Don't tell them you're moving to another state.
*These tips not guaranteed to work for everyone.
Success (and failure) stories always welcome.
Hiii new manfriend who's now reading this!!!!
ReplyDeleteYep and my the nickname something classic that they will love... like SugarBoogerBooBear <333
ReplyDeletehaha this is hilarious.
ReplyDeleteOMG your posts seriously get me through the day! This whole list is perfection :)
ReplyDeleteSmirk. This wouldn't have anything to do with that certain manfriend that STILL doesn't know you moved does it? ;)
ReplyDeleteHA HA! This is really funny! :)
ReplyDeletejeez why do they care? well my doctor told me i was old haha, so just be thankful you didn't get called old too!
ReplyDelete-- jackie @ jade and oak