2. Be sure to share all your best traits, like your inability to take shots, your awesome skills of making ghetto friends in the bathroom and skipping down sidewalks.
3. Develop a special nickname and refer to them only by that nickname. Do not stop to question whether they like it.
4. Don't tell them you're moving to another state.
*These tips not guaranteed to work for everyone.
Success (and failure) stories always welcome.