Snapchats and azzes and giveaways, oh my!

July 5, 2013

I'm just going to commiserate with Drew Barrymore for a second. Because while she had to deal with voice mail, email and Myspace...we now have voice mail, text, email, Facebook, g chat, twitter and snapchat. I mean really, the ways to ambiguously flirt with someone are absolutely insane in today's technological day. 


If things keep up like this, I'll probably end up reading the following story to my children one day:


If you give a non-committal, flirtatious boy a technological device, he'll probably ask you to snapchat. When he asks you to snapchat, he'll want you to get on twitter. When you get on Twitter, there will probably be a DM waiting for you. When you open the DM, there will probably be a number waiting for you. 

If you tell the non-committal, flirtatious boy no, he'll probably convince you it's not a prank. If you tell him you don't want to text a stranger and get murdered, he'll probably send your name in all capital letters. If you text the random number, the non-committal, flirtatious boy will respond with "Oh f***, I already had your number."

Well, yes...you have to have their number to snapchat them in the first place. 
The end. 

I mean really, this flirting thing is exhausting. 
Drew, I raise my iced coffee to you. 
And now on to better things! 

Here's a song for that #backyourazzup pleasure with Whit:
Suga Suga by Baby Bash on Grooveshark

And here's a giveaway! Wah so much joy in one post! Snapchats and azzes and giveaways oh my! 
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6 comments:

  1. god i'm so happy my boy is not into technology ... he barely texted when we started dating (ice age!) .. and I sooo don't get snapchat (im the old one!)

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  2. Hahaha this was so funny and accurate!!! GAH. So glad I've never dated anyone who is too into social media!!!

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  3. yesss what a great book. Your version is better though, of course. ;)

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  4. haha boys are stupid. and not worth it. ugh!

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